Is The Dow Over 50,000?

DOW JONES LOADING... S&P 500 — NASDAQ — PAM BONDI SAID "THE DOW IS OVER 50,000" FEB 11, 2026 · HOUSE JUDICIARY COMMITTEE DOW JONES LOADING... S&P 500 — NASDAQ — PAM BONDI SAID "THE DOW IS OVER 50,000" FEB 11, 2026 · HOUSE JUDICIARY COMMITTEE

A public service announcement

Is The Dow
Over 50,000?

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"The Dow is over 50,000 right now. I don't know why you're laughing."

— Attorney General Pam Bondi, under oath
House Judiciary Committee · Feb 11, 2026

When asked how many of Jeffrey Epstein's co-conspirators she had indicted,
Bondi pivoted to the stock market.
We're now keeping score.

Caricature illustration of Pam Bondi holding a Stock Market News paper with a green upward arrow

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Further Reading

For context on why this website exists

Attorney general touts record Dow as Democrats grill her over Trump, Epstein

"The Dow is over 50,000 right now," Bondi said in sworn testimony after being asked how many Epstein co-conspirators she had indicted.

CNN panelists burst into laughter at 'head-scratching moment' in Pam Bondi hearing

"My rent is late, but what about the Dow?" The internet's response was immediate — and hilariously on brand.

The New Republic

Pam Bondi Falls Apart at the Seams After Tough Epstein Question

"Do we really want our Justice Department investigating an elite cabal of pedophiles at a time when their stock portfolios are doing so well?" — Jen Psaki

The Daily Beast

Bondi Has Bonkers Yelling Meltdown as Dems Rip Her to Shreds

"The Dow is over 50,000 dollars!" she screamed, just feet away from Epstein survivors who had gathered to demand answers.

"The Dow is over 50,000" becomes the internet's new excuse

Now it's everyone's favorite deflection for their professional, personal, or existential failings. "Can't finish your homework? The Dow is over 50k."

Democracy Docket

In fiery hearing, House Dems question AG Bondi

"Americans' 401k and retirement savings are booming right now. That's what we should be talking about." Democrats were not swayed.